Author: Bet C. Ross
Sometime ago now, late in 2016, Millions of Americans donned their bedsheets, smacked their wives for posterity's sake, lit their crosses on fire, and migrated in a caravan of muddy pick-up trucks flying confederate flags, straight to Wisconsin and met in secret with Vladimir Putin and 1,000 Russian secret agents where they were all promised a lifetime supply of free vodka if only we would come together and DENY Hillary Clinton "her turn".
You know, because she has lady parts and stuff. And women should be barefooted, pregnant, and in the kitchen making sandwiches, right? At least.... that's the line that the alt-right media and Anti-Trumpers would have you to believe.
We ignorant, bigoted, misogynistic, homophobic, bible-thumping, inbred rednecks could not POSSIBLY have put ANY critical thinking skills into our decisions to vote for Trump. We couldn't possibly be thinking for ourselves. No WAY! There MUST be a vast web of intrigue, deceit, bribery, and (gasp!) Russian collusion for anyone besides Hillary to have won. Everyone knew and could plainly see - IT WAS HER TURN!
Well, I don't know about you, But I for one, am sick and tired of people thinking of the Government of the United States of America as a privately controlled platform for the selfish, elitist, globalists to use as a port-a-potty while they wipe their proverbial asses with our Constitution and trod all over the rights of the SILENT MAJORITY because we have been, to this point, SILENT. No one on the "right" throws tantrums. We don't block traffic and stomp our feet, burn buildings, break windows, loot shit, mock children.... I'd go on but I think I almost
threw up in my own mouth just thinking about it. No, we employed the brilliantly designed Democratic system implemented by Grown-Ups in 1776, and voted in the change we wanted to see. We wanted America to be great again. We did not want this pathetic weakling watered down version of America to remain the eunuch it had become - cowering to nothing countries across the world, apologizing for perceived transgressions of our forefathers. And we were rightfully embarrassed by the alt-right / left wingtip shadow of the former mainstream media that we used to eagerly look to for their honest, unbiased reporting of the going-on both abroad and at home. When I think about what they have morphed into... the outright biased, and audacity of the Celebrity mentality- as if any of those libtards actually know what it is like to live pay check to pay check,
Yep, I just threw up in my mouth again.
I personally used to work with Anderson Cooper. He was a man of impeccable character, integrity, and most importantly, he had balls of steel. I'm talking cahoneys the size of Donald Trump's. He wasn't afraid to ask the tough questions. He went to Northern Ireland
and dodged bullets. He went to Bosnia Herzegovina. He saw first-hand the bodies floating in the rivers there. Now... CNN carries his balls in their purse. Now, he's just another eunuch. A mindless talking head whose opinion matters to no one, and who lost the support of any of his true fan base long ago. I guess it was the free vodka. Maybe it went right to my head. Or maybe, the thousands of tiny bots were actually nanobots distributed in the vodka and that's what is wrong with all of us Trump supporters. Nostrovia! Oh my goodness... I better go curl up in the fetal position with a puppy. Where's my safe space, damnit? Hello?! I think I offended myself over here. Somebody get me James Edgar Comey.... I need to know HOW HE FEELS!!!!!
Seriously? Republicans and Democrats that can still think for themselves alike are sitting back and saying to themselves... WTF? How has it come to this? We've been sitting back watching the media and general public point at each other, call each other names, knit vagina hats, and parade around as if they actually live in a country where women aren't allowed to vote, suffer genital mutilation, must walk behind their men and stare at the ground, while sweating their asses off wearing umpteen pounds of ugly ass clothing and watching as gays and lesbians are thrown off buildings to their deaths, and they actually have the AUDACITY to publicly denounce this great nation that actually allows them to act like morons publicly, and where people die for the right for them to be able to behave like the mindless, idiotic children they clearly are. How did this happen?!?!? Oh, I already told you... Mind-control robots distributed in our lifetime supply of free vodka we all received from Putin when we voted for Trump. Or... maybe the mind-control robots are liberal arts college degree holders that dont mind jumping off the cliff because CNN and the New York Times told them it was a safe space.
Either way, If have to listen to one more political puppet scream Russian Collusion- watch my tax dollars pay for yet another committee to waste valuable resources and time doing anything other than finding the rats that are leaking confidential documents because "THEY- in their 26 yr old, spoiled rotten sheltered little minds of infinite wisdom - KNOW BETTER THAN THE ENTIRETY OF THE REST OF THE WORLD - If I have to Watch the news media spin wildly out of control reading into a second scoop of ice cream... My head will literally explode, and I'm liable to go postal all over Twitter - in 140 characters or less. And guess what? There are about 56 Million other REAL AMERICANS who I would wager feel just like me. Can I get an Amen, my Brethren?
So, this message is to ALL the REAL AMERICANS who actually understand what the freedoms our country gives us are. This message is for anyone who is pissed off we now seemingly live in a society where a nobody, no-talent hack like Kathy Griffin can get away with traumatizing an 11-yr old little boy (and the rest of America to boot), and then actually has the BALLS to go on TV, hide behind another narcissitic, bigotted high-dollar hypocrite who lives in her own little world where propaganda that blames the victims is ok as long as she cries she was being "bullied". (Someone get her some vodka in a baby bottle and a puppy please! Stat! That intentionally offensive second-rate hack had her one feeling hurt.)
This Message is for MY PRESIDENT and for MY FELLOW COUNTRYMEN who are NOT
currently stuck-on-stupid and can plainly see that President Trump has/is/and will hold true to his campaign promises provided WE THE PEOPLE come together again in 2018 and replace each and every power-hungry, special interest pandering, talking head that is
oblivious to the fact that they are where they are because We the People put them there to represent us and to do what We the People tell them to do. For every Senator, Congressman, Republican and Democrat alike that refuses to work with OUR president... I have a message to you that you should HEED!
Right here... Right now... COVFE'FE. I WILL STAND UP!
Mr. President, Publish a list of every seat that is up for grabs in 2018. And go find someone that will work with you for us to fill that seat. And then ENDORSE THEM, And I promise you, Mr. President, we will make sure you have a house and senate that will work with you. I solemnly swear to you Mr. President. Tell us who you want.... And WE WILL DRAIN THE SWAMP.
It's the only real way to get rid of those blood-sucking, worthless, puppets who refuse to represent the will of the people that put them there.
ATTENTION Washington DC.... You are hereby on notice. The Silent Majority doesn't need puppies and safe spaces. We have big dogs and bigger guns. We don't cry to Mommy and make up excuses about being scared. We accept the consequences of our actions. We don't fantasize about joining the Taliban. We fantasize about eradicating
them. We don't hate Muslims. We hate those that pervert Islam into a self-serving jihadist extremist murder plot. We don't hate immigrants. We hate cheaters who wont stand in line and check-in like everyone else does.
We the people are prepared to clean up your filth. We will rebuild the buildings you burn in your riots. Block our streets and we will run you over. Silence our voices, and we will only get louder. You will not take away my rights. You will not destroy the fabric of the Constitution. You will not eradicate our history. You will not destroy our Heritage.
You will NOT TREAD ON ME!
my fellow Patriots. It's time to Covefe'fe for our Country. Red, yellow, black, white, Christian, Muslim, Jew, Anti-Semitic, Misogynistic, Transgender, Lesbian, Gay, and even those who identify as pets... You are these things openly and proudly because YOU ARE AN AMERICAN! No other country in the world allows you the freedom that America does. And I know many of you, saw the corruption and deceit and hypocrisy and greed of the Clinton Foundation and were just as disgusted as I
was. It's past time,
my fellow Americans,
for the Silent Majority to GET LOUD!
And it is HIGH time to put an end to the ridiculous charade of lies, excuses, and fake news eating up the air time and jading the forgotten man with their bullshit, imaginary rhetoric being used as a tool to warp and undermine the will of the people because it doesn't fit their agenda.
Today, I don't speak to you as a White, Female, Married, Christian Conservative. Today, I identify as a pissed-off, red-neck, gun-totin, bible thumpin, HIGHLY EDUCATED, Red-blooded Patriotic AMERICAN who says, "WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY IN TO THE NIGHT! WE
WILL NO LONGER STAND BY AND TOLERATE AS YOU DERIDE US AND CALL US NAMES YOU CLEARLY DON'T KNOW THE DEFINITION OF. WE WILL NOT STAND IDLY BY AS OUR VALUES ARE DESTROYED AND OUR COUNTRY TORN APART AT THE SEAMS BY A FEW SELF-ENTITLED POMPOUS ASSHOLES WHO BELIEVE THEY KNOW BEST AND THAT ONLY THEIR OPINION MATTERS.
Stop being told what your opinion "should be" and think for yourselves. Because believe me.... You don't know SHIT about the "Right" if you think we will just continue to roll over and take it up the ass day after day, night after night.
We have patiently waited for you to stop sucking your thumbs, crawl out of your safe spaces, seek counseling, put down the puppies, pull your heads out of your asses, and put on your big kid panties, so we could work to find compromises and common ground that we desperately need a strong footing on in order to address and face the sickness of the world we all call home. We have challenges we need to overcome together as a nation. But instead, you spiral further and further down the rabbit hole. You attack children, manufacture lies, spread conjecture, waste time, money, and test everyone's patience with you. Well, guess what? It just ran out.
You had your chance to embrace the Trump train. SO stock up on puppies, dig your fall-out shelters, get plenty of half-caf, light whip, double drizzled caramel mocha iced frappes, and brace yourself. Because come 2018... The Trump train is going to run you down.
Warmest regards, Bet C. Ross
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